Not to mention that there are only two real thoroughfares and those run parallel to each other.Half the drivers are country bumpkins from places like Orange, Tx...driving along in the left lane with their thumb up their ass. The other half are the people from metro areas like Houston trying to avoid these redneck obstacles...usually talking on their goddamned cell phones that I LIKE to cram up their asses. And you're SO right about the weather thing...I think it literally absorbs 25 IQ points and 60% of whatever tidbit of common sense these people have otherwise every time it rains. Drives me absolutely apeshit sometimes.
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